Monday, November 8, 2010
Yes, that does make your ass look big
Oh, that hot new trend of wearing shorts over tights!
Not good. Unless you are shaped (or rather, not shaped) like the twiglet shown above.
A weekend in New York City will turn up hundreds upon hundreds of "fashionistas" dressed in these chunky shorts (light) over tights (dark). Hmmmmmmm.
Fashion facts: Light colors make items appear larger. Dark colors make items appear smaller.
Unless you are a runway model, do not attempt this look. Unless you are a practicing anorexic, do not attempt this look. Unless you are under 25 and fall into one of the above categories, do not attempt this look.
Are you over 25? Are you over 95 pounds? Are you under 5'10"?
If you've answered yes to any of the above questions, then yes, your ass looks big in those shorts.