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I'm thinking that your college career is going to take a nose dive and this will probably have some effect on the rest of your life.
Of course, this could be showing that you have low moral fiber and great ambition and that you will go far in life. Far down the road, when you are at the top of your game and I am a dottering old woman, you will be able to scam me and my cats out of our last quarters and take the burial plot on top of that.
Hope you get everything that is coming your way, asshole.