He was scary-looking. He was far from clean. If I had been walking, I would have changed over to the other side of the street. Bad enough. Then I read his clothing.
His black T-shirt was emblazoned with white letters, large enough to read from a comfortable(?) distance.
I F*CK DEAD PEOPLE (the asterisk is inserted by me).
He was mighty close to the street.
Perhaps I should have quickly slapped on a bumper sticker that read:
I RUN THE F*CK OVER PEOPLE I BELIEVE HAVE RECENTLY KILLED OR RAPED OR MUTILATED A LIVING THING. I ALSO RUN THE F*CK OVER PEOPLE I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE ARE ON THEIR WAY TO KILL OR RAPE OR MUTILATE A LIVING THING.
Perhaps he picked this shirt out of a garbage bin. Could be that he cannot afford to purchase clothing. If I had nothing, and could not speak or read the English language, I still would be quite reluctant to wear this. If this were the case, wouldn't a sane person turn the shirt inside out so no one could read it?
Perhaps next time I will swerve and take out a nasty t-shirt wearing perv to save the life of an innocent person or people.
Douche of the Day -- A two-way tie
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