The amazing side effect about the SCOTUS Hobby Lobby ruling is that it has made every individual (hurry, while there are still individuals in this country) a constitutional lawyer. At least for the next day or so. The bandwagon is lurching down my street and, by golly, I’m jumping on.
But first, I had to check into the United States Consitution and its posse of amendments known as the Bill of Rights. And right away, I can plainly see that the first amendment has been tinkered with until it pretty much says the opposite today.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. – First Amendment of the Bill of Rights (1791)
The individuals that run a corporation of 13,00 employees (formerly individuals) is now prohibiting the free exercise of religion of these employees. Individual religious practice has been incorporated by the Hobby Lobby CEO. A “victory” for the free exercise of religion now means the ability of an individual, group, or corporation to assimilate the rights of other individuals. (2014)
I originally thought that the rights laid out in all of those old, dusty documents just applied to white, male citizens. But now I can see that, at least for Hobby Lobby, women of all color and position are included. They believe what the CEO believes. They are all one. All for one and one for one.
Perhaps every female Hobby Lobby employee willingly hands over her ovaries at the Hobby Lobby door each morning. If she desires, she can check them back out at night, but must relinquish them again the next morning. If that’s what each individual agrees to, fine. Somehow I doubt every female employee agrees wholeheartedly. But what if the CEOs of Hobby Lobby change their mind? Tomorrow they have another issue? Suppose they whip up an amendment to the Hobby Lobby Constitution? Would all 13,000 employees be required to adhere to the new rules? Yes, according to SCOTUS.
On our way back to the dark ages, why don’t we just stop at 1791?