There seems to be such little room for vice these days. It’s just sooooo politically incorrect.
I don’t think I have many.
Coffee: I do have high blood pressure and coffee does not mix well with my morning medication. But the afternoon, HA HA, the afternoon is all mine. I love some coffee then. I’ll get it where ever I can. And NO. I do not know if it is free trade or shade grown. Damn. That’s why it’s a vice, right?
Profanity. How I love profanity. I try to only use it when I think it fits. But sometimes it just fits too well. You would think I had worked on a ship during WWII.
Wine. Two glasses max (usually). Unless I’m driving, it’s two glasses minimum. Love it. If I restaurant doesn’t serve it, I don’t want to eat there. I like it red. I like it white. I like to know there are a lot of bottles in my basement ready to deploy on a second’s notice.
Magazines. There are so few of them these days. Its now all online. I don’t want my mags online. I want them printed out. I want to be able to look at pretty pictures whenever I want. If I look at magazines online, I can’t mix it with my other vices (except profanity). Hmmmm. Perhaps that could be my new vice. Drinking and internet surfing on the laptop. Risky! Dangerous! Fun!
So, I’m looking for a new vice or two. Any suggestions?