Monday, October 17, 2011

Hey Paleface

Bigoted jackass, central Pennsylvania


It’s taken me a few days to get around to writing this. I’ve been dreading even thinking about this again, but here goes.

Each Wednesday afternoon, I take my daughter downtown for her ballet lesson. Then, for an hour, I loiter in the public library. Sometimes I peruse the new books, but usually, I bring a few things I need to catch up on. Like a good little writer, I always have a notebook and pen with me. Unlike a good little writer, I rarely put what I have in my notebook onto my blog. Each week, I encounter some type of strangeness at the library, and I always tell myself I will blog about it when I get home. There are thousands of stories in the library (excluding the ones in books), and sometimes there are so many choices of characters, that I can’t settle on one to write about. Until now.

I had seen this guy once before, as he almost ran me and my daughter down while leaving the library. This day he settled into a chair in front of me and I could see his backside in all of its glory.

Today, the asshole arrives wearing a red T-shirt. The same one he wore the last time I saw him. He sits down at a computer station, pulls out a plastic bag and spits into it. He carries with him a great variety of things: a large jar of juice, tote bag, extra clothing, and a Confederate flag. And the shirt – well I don’t know what is written on the front, but the back reads, in large white letters, “KEEP AMERICA WHITE.” He wears a baseball cap covered with buttons. One button is for Penn State, which is crossed out with a handmade red “X.” A Confederate flag button, several others than I do not wish to get close enough to read, and, naturally, one with a swastika. He completes the outfit with camouflage pants, a wardrobe staple of society outsiders.

So, here in the public library, is a walking potential hate crime. My entire body shakes just being near this person. I wonder just what the hell this intolerant bastard is looking up on the computer. How to make explosives. How to tie a noose. Checking his Google stats on his popularity among white supremacists. I’m guessing that this man has been on earth for at least forty years. I cannot believe that someone who would carry their hatred on their sleeve (and tote bag and hat and . . .), would not have committed a hate crime in all of those years. Someone has no doubt suffered at the hands of this man. I’m suffering just by looking at the back of his hateful body.

Hands trembling, I took a photo. I expected him to turn around and eat me upon hearing the iPhone cute photo-taking noise. I packed to leave unscathed. It was time to pick up my Chinese daughter from ballet. I’m just assuming he wouldn’t appreciate a bit of yellow mixed into his filthy whiteness. I’m glad that my daughter was not here to see this. Would it have been a hate crime to beat him with my umbrella? I so wanted to borrow a Sharpie marker from the librarian, write “Keep America Free from Asshole Bigots” on my own shirt, stand in front of him and clear my throat. However, I don’t think I could have managed that without throwing up. And I would have so loved to decorate his racist face and shirt with my lunch.

There’s always next time, I guess. And with a conveniently located public library, I’m sure that time won’t be too far off.

6 comments:

  1. omg
    i LOVE THAT YOU HAD THE KAHOONAS TO TAKE HIS PICTURE. you are my hero. fantastic read. good writing and i'll leave it at that :)

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  2. Very scary. Hope you don't have to see him again!

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  3. Bravo my friend!
    I love the title of this post and I love you for writing such a powerful piece against racism.
    Namaste
    Peggy xxxx

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  4. I am glad your daughter wasn't with you that day. There will always be people like this with their hatreds and that is sad.

    Great post about the assholes of America.

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  5. That's disgusting! I am not sure that our libraries would allow a shirt with a slogan on it that is offensive. There are quite a few rules. They asked me to take off my hat once (hats are not allowed because the security cameras need to see your face), and food is not allowed. Also, the public computers may not be used to harass or attack other people. A lot of rules, but I don't mind. Libraries should have a friendly, non-scary atmosphere. The materials IN the library can be scary as hell though. ;-)

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  6. I am in agreement, with you and every commenter here.

    My first reaction after reading this was, this guy makes a compelling case for gene manipulation...his. We can only hope he has not pro-created and added more little Nazis to the planet. Probably a knuckle dragging child molester, to boot.

    Excellent well-written post about a major flaw in our society...cretins.

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