Ho Ho Ho from the Lowcountry.
Here's what hangs on trees in Nikki Haley's state:
Yes, if a real gun isn't enough, we can hang an armed glass duck made in China.
And if you require more festive shooting accessories, just string these lights all about the house.
Ah, get the eggnog. Get out the stockings. Get your guns. It's Christmastime in Charleston. And that crackling sound you hear as you sit by the toasty yule log --- it might just be gunfire.